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[14 Oct 2011|11:52pm] |
Here are a few ways I like my eggs:
- Scrambled
- Sunny side up
- Hard boiled
- Poached
- On toast
- In an omelet
Here are some ways I don't like my eggs:
- Raw
- Dropped from on top of a tower and smashed on my best mate's face
This has been a message from Geoffrey Hooper. Have a great rest of your day.
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[25 Jun 2011|08:08am] |
WARDED TO NON-IS STUDENTS
So is that it? Are we the ones left behind? Or are more people going to start disappearing again and not letting anyone else know where?
Guess it's privileged Dumbledore's Army information. The rest of us non-special people aren't allowed.
WARDED TO G6
Listen, I know we're supposed to be Gryffindors and brave and stuff.
But um.
I'm pretty freaked out.
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[05 Jun 2011|04:53pm] |
WARDED TO EVERYONE WHO RECEIVED DA PAMPHLETS
I still can't get my Patronus to work.
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[13 May 2011|12:21am] |
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I'm confused.
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[10 May 2011|12:45am] |
WARDED TO DECLAN
Hey.
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[22 Apr 2011|07:48pm] |
WARDED PRIVATE
I sometimes can't help but feel that maybe Mum's next, and then Rusty and I.
Bugger. Super worried.
WARDED TO ANTHONY
Hey. Sorry about what happened to you, Anthony. That was totally not cool. I have a question though, if you don't mind me asking? How uh...how'd they find out about your mum?
WARDED TO DEMELZA
Are you still happy about Gryffindor winning? Because you totally should be. I mean, I helped with my stick figures but it was MAINLY you being the amazing captain that you are. Slave-driver, sometimes, but amazing nonetheless.
It's like...how are we supposed to focus on school when there's so much rubbish going on around us.
And when's dueling club going to be opened up to the general public again? Are we not allowed to know how to duel?
Man, I should just go back to writing bad poetry.
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[14 Apr 2011|12:39am] |
TO THE LADIES OF HOGWARTS:
I just want to thank you lot,
For taking the time to look hot,
For stupid blokes like us,
Who can't even fuss,
When you get a nice new haircut,
'Cause we're busy oogling your butt.
We really do appreciate you,
And all the things that you do,
Even if we don't show it,
It's super IMPERATIVE that you know it,
So thanks for always smelling sweet,
Even when we blokes usually smell like feet.
I, Geoffrey Hooper, am writing you this,
In hopes that on Valentine's Day you get a kiss.
Just know that today's not all that bad,
So please oh please don't be sad.
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[30 Mar 2011|10:44pm] |
I don't get it.
I don't get why people have to be like, "You're so not cool because you're different" to other people. If we were all the same, the world would be a rather boring place to live in. And if we all thought the same, we'd all be robots or something. Scary things happen when robots take over the world; I've seen some flicks. I know things.
Like take this whole Trouble Table thing. What's the point? Why are we starving people who aren't following the rules? People need food, you know? And if people don't get food, they get tetchy. I get tetchy if I don't eat, and when I get tetchy I don't want to listen to anyone or do anything. In fact, I'm MORE prone to break rules when I don't eat. It's like survival instinct.
MUST FIND FOOD. MUST BREAK RULES. MUST BE DIFFICULT. That sort of thing.
And then you got these flyers around the school which show "dirty bloodlines" of the Carrows and stuff and it's like, why are you guys getting on our cases for our blood when you lot have the same stuff? Nobody's blood's perfect. I mean, unless your blood tastes like banana cream pie, I'm gonna say it's probably the same. Man I wish my blood tasted like banana cream pie. Except I don't. That'd be bad. Everyone would want to eat me, including myself.
And you know, I bet you if you looked at everyone's blood next to each other, you couldn't even tell the difference. That's the funniest part of this whole thing.
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